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"*sigh* i think that actually hell is a fun jazzy night club where people dance and are too loud all the time. and all the men are dark and mysterious. and all the women are provocatively dressed and graceful. and the devil is busy dancing and drinking with everyone.

but in heaven it is always quite and people talk in polite whispers and every one just walks around beautiful white marbled pillars and talks about how ungrateful all of the humans are. and all the men are reserved and meek. and all the women are timid and properly covered in boring blue and white robes. and Jesus glides around telling every one to be better people and stop having fun."-me

......and this is why people never ask me what religion i am. 
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hello

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so i have been gone for oh lets say.......forever. and i just wanted to say hi sorry i have been gone for so long and hugs loves and unicorns
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a question

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okay so lets say you are pretty sure one of your best friends from school is being abused at home. but you have no real proof and they don't really want to talk about it. however you are really worried for them. what do you do?
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okay so yesterday my boyfriend got a black eye. he was fine but i was really worried. i went to school today and in theater we are doing a make up unite. today's unite was bruises. i really wanted to make my boyfriend feel better so i did a black eye. it was really big project for a novice like me to undertake and my teacher told me not to even bother. but i gave it a shot. it turned out really good. so i took a picture of it a sent it to my boyfriend. he flipped out think that someone had punched me but then i explained that it was make up and i have done it so we could match. so now we have matching black eyes...god we are a screwed up couple
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prom

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so i am planning on taking my friend Miriam ( know on DA as pumkinmeg) to prom. i am super excited.  we are planing on wearing matching glitter black converse with our dresses. you know at my old school prom tickets were like $30 tops. however do you know how much prom tickets cost at my new school. $65 per person. i am buying Miriam's ticket, $130 just to go to a dance that i have already spent over $200 dollars on because of my dress! Miriam better have the best damn night of her life!!
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