"*sigh* i think that actually hell is a fun jazzy night club where people dance and are too loud all the time. and all the men are dark and mysterious. and all the women are provocatively dressed and graceful. and the devil is busy dancing and drinking with everyone.
but in heaven it is always quite and people talk in polite whispers and every one just walks around beautiful white marbled pillars and talks about how ungrateful all of the humans are. and all the men are reserved and meek. and all the women are timid and properly covered in boring blue and white robes. and Jesus glides around telling every one to be better people and stop having fun."-me
......and this is why people never ask me what religion i am.